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[Jan. 26th, 2005|03:35 pm] |
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Recently a friend of mine suggested the movie "I, Robot" to me. He said it was action-packed, and Will Smith was smart and edgy, and that the psychological questions raised it in it were riveting. While I have no doubt in this friend's genuity, I feel his mental shortcomings may hamper his ability to understand my ingenius perspective on things. With this in mind, I decided not to watch the movie.
However, in doing so, it certainly piqued my interest in what our future may hold for us regarding robots. This inspired me to create an artistic window into my thoughts, and here today I have for you a series of comics that will ignite your passion for action and enlighten your mind. And here it is for all your enjoyment...
Effing Robots - Episode One
I've taken extreme care to not give away too much, but to still leave you on the edge of your seat waiting for the next installment which I ALREADY have planned out. Take care! |
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| im so sick of pissing |
[Jan. 20th, 2005|01:57 pm] |
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| | beverly hills cop 2 soundtrack | ] |
im fucking sick of this. i have to take a piss every 10 godamn minutes. i've decided to graphically display my current situation, in contrast to my old one. please excuse the crudeness of this drawing. my photoshop broke, as did some of my paint tools.
as you can see, my new, smaller, possibly triangular new bladder holds considerably less urine. this is in contrast to my old, more cube-like bladder, which could hold off urinations for weeks at a time. perhaps this is a result of age, but i don't care. im pissed. perhaps i can pump air into my urethra to restore my bladder to its original size? ill look into this.
if anyone has any information, or is experiencing the same problems, please let me know. i would love to talk about the good old days. |
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| tenacity |
[Jan. 19th, 2005|12:15 am] |
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| | tina turner | ] |
i was thinking about my life recently.
i came to the sudden conclusion that although life is pretty much meaningless, i am conclusively a direct descendant from god himself.
im gonna go beat off now and sell my spillage for millions of dollars. i only want to help. |
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| (no subject) |
[Jan. 13th, 2005|02:18 am] |
shit
i forgot
i will be out of town visiting the grave of my dear departed cousin with whom i shared a loving and physical relationship with. i will never forget the afternoons we spent exploring ourselves in the cemetary. it is unfortunate that youth passes through our fingers like fine salt.
if you wish to contact me, please leave a message on my answering machine, and i will get back to it shortly. do not attempt to call my cell phone, as i recently broke it fending off an angered yorkshire terrier. |
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| disasterization, reborn into the hands of timelessness |
[Jan. 13th, 2005|02:10 am] |
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im in the mood for donuts
but alas
donuts are not available at this time
it seems i will have to settle for a tasteless shrimp cocktail
i would like to take this time to give a warm welcome to anyone who wants to be my friend. i know i've earned a reputation to be somewhat of a womanizer, but that doesn't mean i can't allow women to be my friends. |
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